Surf Nazis Must Die: Never Watch this movie!!!

Well, compared to other people's entries, my movie is probably the worst... I was forced into watching this movie with my sister, whom most of you know; Camille. She had just come back from Yale and we were browsing Netflix. The movie popped up on our suggested list, then I thought the myself; "What kind of movies does Camille watch at Yale?!". We decided to watch a Christmas movie instead, to get in the spirit despite the relatively warm weather.

Christmas had passed and we were waiting for the New Year.

Camille is part of an a cappella group called Shades at Yale, and they are doing a NYC tour. Some of the singers are living with us and begged that we watch this movie as a joke. And, unfortunately, we did.

I still do not know the story, just that apparently, there are surf Nazis? And that there are several surfing gangs; the one from Japan made me even more confused. Anyways, these surf Nazis cause havoc and mayhem to the other innocent surfers because they want more beach territory. They're leader, Adolf (of course!), would ask for surfboards with switchblades built in, to kill the surfers while surfing their wave. Once again, so confused. WHO DECIDED THAT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD MOVIE!? I have no clue.

Anyways, there are several stories happening at once and the only one I could grasp was that an elderly woman lost her son to a Surf Nazi and she plotted revenge. She went out and bought guns and grenades and started the attacks. In the end she prevails and kills them all.
This movie was a typical 1980s production with bad quality gore. I am although very squeamish, so any red, even if ketchup, I scream. I found myself screaming "WHAT!?" more than "AHH!". My confusion had made me overcome my fear.

So, kudos, Jon Ayre and Peter George for having written the worst script I have ever encountered.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094077/